Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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