People with herpes should wear stickers.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
These 21 People Came Up With Hilarious Excuses For Their Hickies
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.