In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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should my penis look like a turkey
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul