I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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