He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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