But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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