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(925): View more from California

He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.

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(678): View more from Georgia

stop calling my apartment porn island.

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(818): View more from California

Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.

(818): View more from California

And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.

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(417): View more from Missouri

He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.

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(518): View more from New York

you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved

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(931): View more from Tennessee

please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice

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(714): View more from California

Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down

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(303): View more from Colorado

So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.

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