I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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