no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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