I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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