Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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