I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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