life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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