so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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