i barfeds in our rink
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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