Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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