Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i think i have herpe
just one?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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