Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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