Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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