Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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