drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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