covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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