hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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