I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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