This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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