Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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