Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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