I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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