i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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