Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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