i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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