It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Randomize
