That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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