I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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