I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
this will be a night to untag.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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