You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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