Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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