I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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