If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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