Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷ðŸ»â€â™€ï¸
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with youâ€
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