Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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