He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I am one with the molecules
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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