when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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