She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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