is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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