how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
So here I am, sexting at work.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
