Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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