Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.