Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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