I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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