In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i think i have herpe
just one?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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