reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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