Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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