Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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