you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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