Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
pray to the hookup gods
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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