She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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