sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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