Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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